Lest ther be any confusion

My boss told me that the blog gave the impression that Iowa was a bad time. False: Iowa was a stupendously awesome time. But I was too busy having fun to post about it, except when I wasn't having fun. Which is when I posted.
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After a week of carnival food, I'm about ready to go vegan
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Everyone's freaking out about a huge horrible storm. They even shut down the Elvis impersonator.
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Fell asleep instantly anyway. Thos morning: more Amish pie, hippie coffee and a century.
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An air raid siren is going off. It's done that three times. A train is blaring its horn about 100 yards away. Train horns can be heard for miles, and this one is right here. It sounds like it's in my tent. It angers the screechy dog, who is barking. There is an 80s classic rock cover band blaring out "Better than You" through mega-venue speakers.
My legs are covered in mosquito bites. I will be "awakened" (haha, like I was sleeping) at 445am to go ride 100 miles.

The laundry is done, though.
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Hammered into town at 20+ mph and did my frackalacking laundry. Tired.
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Fuck

Fucking donkey reaming satanic load of radioactive stupid waste of time stalinist shit.

THAT'S how I feel about my shower + laundry situation.
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